Quick & Easy Lesson on Reading Personalities Through Sun Signs Rather Than Birth Dates via Pure Numerology

 

There is enough scepticism in the current group about Pure Numerology, Free Will & Destiny. It warrants me trying my luck to promote the dubious Sun Sign Astrology instead. So if you feel the following content is accurate or useful, then you had better believe in my Pure Numerology for better value for your time!

Here is a simple and quick lesson on Free Will or Destiny, based on Sun Sign, in alphabetical order:
 

Aquarius

 

- I don’t care which lie you believe. I will make my own rules.

 

Aries

 

- My will is my destiny. Now feel free to get out of my way

Cancer

 

- Free will in the home …destiny outside in the big scary world.

Capricorn

 

- I will get back to you on that after I go over my financial reports detailing which belief system creates the highest profit

Gemini

 

- After checking the web, calling my spiritual teacher, emailing my brother, faxing the pope, and watching the evening news, I have come to the conclusion that we have the free will to choose our destiny.

 

I mean it is our destiny to have free will. I mean we choose our destiny

 

I mean it is our destiny to have free will

 

I me……


L
eo

 

- It is my destiny to be king…now feel free to choose to admire me

Libra

 

- What do YOU think?

Pisces

 

- What? ohh…free will? …ok…. 

Well you see it’s like this…when the gods and goddesses have a great night of sex they get up in a great mood. On those days we have free will…cause they are too busy having fun to keep track of who is being good and who is being bad.

 

When the sex wasn’t that good …then we experience destiny.

Sagittarius

 

- We must look at the big picture here.

 

You can argue about this forever, what really matters is that we move beyond the idea of free will vs destiny and see that there are forces that influence our life that we do not yet understand. Just as we probably once argued about whether the world was a circle or a square. The truth lies beyond and is more complex than a simple black and white free will vs destiny debate.  

 

Editor’s note: sag would continue expanding on this but his is already the longest report in this list.

Scorpio

 

- If you want to know that secret, be at my house at 6pm with flowers and chocolate.

Taurus

 

- I choose to freely enjoy my destiny.

Virgo

 

- According to my records, 30.63 percent of the time we experience destiny.

 

31.21 percent of the time we experience free will and the rest of the time we experience something else.

 

P.S….I’m really sorry I used a term so vague as “something else”.

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26 Responses to “Quick & Easy Lesson on Reading Personalities Through Sun Signs Rather Than Birth Dates via Pure Numerology”

  1. JJ Jalopy says:

    Haha… This was a really funny and enjoyable post!

    I’m a Leo. It IS my destiny to be king! :-)

    JJ Jalopy.
    Life Coaching and Home Business Advice with JJ Jalopy

  2. Rob Northrup says:

    I will have to discuss this with my neighborhood witch doctor when I have my next reading… we’ll just have to see what the chicken bones say…

    :-)

    Seize the Day,

    Rob
    Sales Eagles Soar Above the Competition!
    Personal Asset Protection For Small Business Owners

  3. This is great stuff. I’m hoping we have Pure Phrenology next.

    Steve, The Sales Expert

    Are you a Sales Eagle?

  4. This is fun! I take it the destinies of Pure Numerolgy experts and Sun Sign Astrologist rarely cross path.

    All the best,
    Yann

  5. Pat Becker says:

    John, A bit of lightness is just the right tone for today when the sun in shining and I’m ready for whimsey. Enjoyed your detour off the path of pure numerology.

    -Pat
    Business Owners Fast Track to Internet Profits

  6. John,

    That was a perfect post. Totally accurate of a Leo. I scrolled down right away to the Leo read it and then looked at everyone else’s sign.

    Spoken like a true Leo right?

    Mitch
    BlackBerry 8310 Mobile Education

  7. jc mackenzie says:

    Good job!

    I’m an Aquarian-I’ll be over here drawing some new protocols!

    Have GREAT day

    JC JC

  8. Sonya Lenzo says:

    Very ironic post.Glad to see you have a great sense of humor!
    SunnyMarie
    http://www.sunnymarie.com
    http://www.sunnymarie.wordpress.com

  9. Interesting post. Your sense of humour is coming through.
    Christian Haller
    The Art of Good Eating
    Easy Italian Recipes

  10. Don Shepherd says:

    As a libra i shouldn’t have even been able to decide on this course.

    Don Shepherd
    Central Oregon Expert

  11. lynn Lane says:

    As an Aquarian, I know what I want when I want it. :-)

    Fun Post.

    Lynn Lane
    http://www.Warriorofsuccess.com

  12. Taurus: I choose to (sensuously revel) enjoy my Free Will.

    Quite accurate for me, indeed. and do well with Pisces men. Typically grounded men. TG, they balance me out. :) My bro, my late husband.

    I think I am also a Wood Dragon if we care to integrate in Chinese Astrology as well for relationship commentary.

    Best regards,

    April Braswell

    Dating Expert and Online Dating Coach

  13. This newspiece is so funny and spot on! This is the best piece on Astrology ever. Please can you do more?

  14. mark mallen says:

    I enjoy your sun sign astrology. Mark

    Marketingscoops

  15. Bob Kaufer says:

    Nice twist on the numerology approach. My daughter will like this.

    Bob Kaufer
    Z Health For Life

  16. Susan says:

    I really enjoyed that John! An interesting twist. Like JJ and Mitchell, I AM a Leo!
    Sue Crutcher, Life Empowerment Mentor

  17. johnho.2009 says:

    Hey Owner of a blog,

    >
    This newspiece is so funny and spot on! This is the best piece on Astrology ever. Please can you do more?
    >

    I can be a funny guy, but my understanding of astrology is not that deep at all. So I better stay at the current right level :) )

    I’ll send you an interesting TV clip which you don’t even aware of. It’s hilarious!

    John Ho
    Numerology Expert Helps Understanding Personalities for Better Influence & Persuasion (WordPress Blog)
    Numerology Expert Helps Understanding Personalities for Better Influence & Persuasion (Money Page)

  18. Mesha Casper says:

    wow John you got me right on. My will is my destiny so feel free to get out of my way. This is so true, and I sometimes get myself into trouble; with that approach. I am glad you said it is in my nature so now I have an excuse :) . Steven my husband is aquarius and you nailed him as well. You
    are Really good.
    Mesha Casper :)

  19. I’ve been on a couple of management development courses that have used psychological personality profiles based on questionnaires that have come out sounding like horoscopes.

    As an Sagaquarioleonarusies I’ve found that no horoscope has ever quite got me right :-)

    Philip Graves
    Consumer Behaviour Expert
    author of “The Secret of Selling: How to Sell to Your Customer’s Unconscious Mind”

  20. I hope you will throw a bit more in among the pure numerology posts. It was a great post and I enjoyed that I will lie my way to the top as an aquarian! :-) There was truth in that we tend to make our own rules…

    Thanks
    Jen B

    The Harwood Center – Tinnitus, Chronic Illness, Fers, Phobias, and Anxiety

  21. Funny! I am a capricorn and it is close.

    Kind Regards,
    Anthony
    http://www.anthonylemme.com

  22. Great post! You sooooo know Scorpios huh? Everybody can tell I’m one. I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

    Lisa McLellan, Babysitting Classes – Babysitters, Nannies, and Au-pairs

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